"With the hectic pace and demands of modern life, many people feel stressed and over-worked. It often feels like there is just not enough time in the day to get everything done. Our stress and tiredness make us unhappy, impatient and frustrated. It can even affect our health. We are often so busy we feel there is no time to stop and meditate!"

I read the above mentioned excerpt on a website called "how to meditate dot com".  

I just don’t get this!  If I’m feeling overly stressed out and over-worked, its not my idea of stress release to sit in an uncomfortable position with my knees in the general vicinity where my boobs should go!  I mean really! 

"Our stress makes us unhappy, impatient and frustrated"? Nooooooooooo.. idiots make me unhappy, impatient and frustrated.  My stress is caused from the piddly-ass wage I make while having to DEAL with the idiots. 

"We are often so busy we feel there is no time to stop and meditate"?  Well of course there’s no time to stop and meditate, unless you count being in rush hour traffic at 5:45 p.m. and gazing up at the sky and saying out loud to yourself.. "you may NOT ram the back of her car to get her to use the long pedal on the right, you may NOT".  Now THAT’S meditation!

I think meditation is over rated.  How many of us would rather wrap our knees around our ears in a quiet field of flowers, or on a mat in our living room and just sit there?  What’s going on outside that you’re missing?  How many kisses could you get in with your spouse or significant other instead of getting a numb tail bone?  How many personal contacts could you make, with another person preferably, instead of listening to the sound of your own breath? 

Meditation………………. BAH! 

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Need I say more?

Cred: CrunchGear

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Reminiscent of the LOLcat series, the FAIL pics frequently offer me amusement as I Stumble across them.

   This afternoon I ran across FailBlog. It’s fairly new, apparently, but there are already well over 100 FAIL images posted. Some of them are ’shopped, but all of them depict epic fail at it’s finest.

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found at Cruftbucket

from Drawn of the Dead by Brian J. Orlowski, check out his site if you’re into some very clever, albeit f*cked up artwork.

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   Okay, the Christians have the Virgin Mary on toast, and Jesus on a hillside, now the non-religious have their Mecca to trek to. You never know what an agnostic can’t do if he doesn’t know if he doesn’t believe in anything or not, eh?

Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "the Huddlesfield express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

More here

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Cred: Neatorama

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Somehow, if I was facing the defensive line this guy was on, I’d have a spot of trouble being intimidated.

Funtasticus

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I’d feel sorry for the poor bastard if it wasn’t so damn funny.

Found here.

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Boss pissed you off? Neighbor played his stereo too late one day too many? Just feeling nasty?

Shitsenders is here to help. For a fee, Shitsenders will collect, package, and mail your preferred type of poop to the recipient of your choosing. They promise to NEVER reveal to the shit-ee who their benefactor really is.

I’m making a list for them right now.

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