I hate Elmo. No, seriously. I abhor that toy. The voice makes me want to climb walls and torture hamsters. I long ago vowed to burn any Elmo dolls that found their way into my daughters’ possession. Or bury them in the backyard. Burn them then bury them. Burn them, piss on them, then bury them.

I was interested, but not shocked to learn the truth about Elmo.

He’s a stone cold killa.

Apparently, a version of the toy that is designed to learn a child’s name, after having the batteries replaced, began issuing death threats.

See the video here for the whole revealing story. Fire up Internet Explorer, the site is “optimized” <snort> for IE.

Can you say “recall”, boys and girls?

Uh-huh. I knew you could.

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