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Under Construction

Bill | Published in Site News
Posted on May 15th, 2008

I know things have been pretty quite around here for the past month or so, but stay tuned. "Management" is in the process of changing since the previous operator has become very busy in his other ventures, I wish him the best of fortunes!!

  When first presented with this opportunity, I considered a few serious topics, but you know, there are literally millions of blogs all over the ’sphere, and no way in hell is mine going to make a mark, so I went back to my roots. Entertainment.

   Namely, my own. I’ve always said, I live to entertain myself, if others are amused, all the better. So, my wife and I will use this site as a repository of anything that we find interesting, funny, or thought provoking. Keep us in your reader for a daily few seconds of a laugh or a gem of (snort) wisdom. Maybe a joke, maybe a funny news story, maybe even the occasional rant on politics or religion.

  Be patient, we’ll be up and running with new clothes and a new theme in the next week or so…we hope!!!



Free Apple Stuff

Bill | Published in Awesome!, Cool Find
Posted on May 4th, 2008

imageUpstart Blogger is having a bit of a linking contest. Any links to this post right here will enter the ‘linker’ into a ‘hat’ drawing for a new MacBook Air.  Now, while I’d just as soon keep keep the field small, this is too cool not to spread around. If you’ve got a page or blog, post!

To get the Mac Book Air simply link to Upstart Blogger and leave a comment below so I can record all the participating links in one place. At the end of May I will put the names of all those of you who link to me into a hat, draw one out and send the lucky winner a shiny new Mac Book Air.

 

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Meditation???

Posted on April 19th, 2008

 

Meditation "With the hectic pace and demands of modern life, many people feel stressed and over-worked. It often feels like there is just not enough time in the day to get everything done. Our stress and tiredness make us unhappy, impatient and frustrated. It can even affect our health. We are often so busy we feel there is no time to stop and meditate!"

I read the above mentioned excerpt on a website called "how to meditate dot com".  

I just don’t get this!  If I’m feeling overly stressed out and over-worked, its not my idea of stress release to sit in an uncomfortable position with my knees in the general vicinity where my boobs should go!  I mean really! 

"Our stress makes us unhappy, impatient and frustrated"? Nooooooooooo.. idiots make me unhappy, impatient and frustrated.  My stress is caused from the piddly-ass wage I make while having to DEAL with the idiots. 

"We are often so busy we feel there is no time to stop and meditate"?  Well of course there’s no time to stop and meditate, unless you count being in rush hour traffic at 5:45 p.m. and gazing up at the sky and saying out loud to yourself.. "you may NOT ram the back of her car to get her to use the long pedal on the right, you may NOT".  Now THAT’S meditation!

I think meditation is over rated.  How many of us would rather wrap our knees around our ears in a quiet field of flowers, or on a mat in our living room and just sit there?  What’s going on outside that you’re missing?  How many kisses could you get in with your spouse or significant other instead of getting a numb tail bone?  How many personal contacts could you make, with another person preferably, instead of listening to the sound of your own breath? 

Meditation………………. BAH! 

 

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And the point is?

Posted on April 5th, 2008

I don’t even think this stupidity needs a preamble

Running bike

Cred: SlipperyBrick

A Battlestar Galactica Last Dinner

steven | Published in Cool Find
Posted on April 5th, 2008

Just for all you Battlestar Galactica fans

02_battlestar_lg

Cred: Deus Ex Malcontent

Just don’t short circuit yourself

Posted on April 5th, 2008

I definitely think this is one that goes under the just plain stupid category

USB home pregnancy test

And yes that is a USB home pregnancy testing unit.

Cred: SlipperyBrick

Teddy Bear skulls

steven | Published in Cool Find
Posted on April 2nd, 2008

The idea of having teddy bear skulls hanging around could be cool but the fact that they are made out of wool makes it even cooler.

Teddy Bears made from wool

Cred: ectoplasmosis

I thought Lord of the Rings was a made up story

steven | Published in Just Plain Nutz, WTF!
Posted on March 31st, 2008

I think I’m going to have nightmares tonight

Boo!

Cred: ectoplasmosis

Can’t I choose suicide?

Bill | Published in Not a Freakin Chance
Posted on March 31st, 2008

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…and "neither" is not an acceptable answer.

www.wouldyourather.com

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Would you take her on?

steven | Published in WTF!
Posted on March 22nd, 2008

I know I sure wouldn’t

Don't piss me off

Cred: ectoplasmosis

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